Today, I heard the lawnmower running. I quickly jumped out of bed to walk my dog and see the cute lawn guy. I flirted for ten minutes and he was smiling the whole time. Back inside I saw I had UNDER 21 written backwards three places on my face from the stamp on my hand from the bar last night. FML
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