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Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she’s available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to “cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair”. FML


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    fuck up, letting silly little kids get...stupid and oh so very annoying. Your L is really,...
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    HAHAHA. I shouldn’t be laughing so much because i’ve been hula dancing for so long and my flower never left the right...
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    idea is genius! More females should be...clear if they’re
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    I’d probably have...the whole rainforest...hair, and then...
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    little too hard at this. Maybe I should get some sleep.
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