Today, I asked my Swedish friend for some lines to impress this swedish girl I met at an expat party he took me to. I practised them all evening before I met her. I told her my feelings, and she scowled. Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face. FML
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Funny! Also a conversation starter. Us swedes are usually not too tightly wound-up about these things, rightly used
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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hahaha, serves you right...a friend doesn’t it
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