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~ Thursday, June 18 ~
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Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn’t talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML


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  1. xtnh reblogged this from fmylife
  2. notfml reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Masturbation is healthy. Fact.
  3. stargalaxies reblogged this from fmylife
  4. flamingokitty22 reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    are you a girl? cause..if it is..i’d take it as a compliment..if you’re a boy…yeah i’d still take it as a compliment. :)
  5. herestolookingatyoukid reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    had a nickel for every time this has happened
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  7. bradleyconnolly reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    a fml?..wouldn’t that be a compliment?
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  10. lindawinn reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    OMFG FUCK HER LIFE.LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!
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