Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I’m scanning these, she leans in and whispers, “I love toys.” FML
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stil has sex drive. Great for her. Not your problem. Not...problem for anyone. Your L is...
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You can never get...enough to still have fun. Hahahaaaah.
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