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~ Wednesday, June 24 ~
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Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2” gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML


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  1. anaistfu reblogged this from danielulz
  2. danielulz reblogged this from anaistfu and added:
    I have “stretched” my lobes, and honestly, you sound like a mother fucking fagot when you call them “Stretching”. I’m at...
  3. anaistfu reblogged this from tittysprinkles and added:
    It kind of bothers me when people call them gauges as well…it’s like saying “oh hi, I like your centimeters”. It just...
  4. tittysprinkles reblogged this from deathbeforedigital and added:
    only fucktards, ie; you. get mad when you call them gauges i’ll fuckin call it whatever i want to fuckin call it, i’m...
  5. shutuplindsey reblogged this from fmylife
  6. jessicabreedlove reblogged this from deathbeforedigital and added:
    You tell ‘em Danny!
  7. tittysprinkles reblogged this from notfml and added:
    i think he was referring to “heavy cashier” as in fat girl and he’s a fuckin dick who makes fun of bigger people so he...
  8. notfml reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    gauges, you seem squeamish like a little baby. A teeny, weeny, whiny baby girlie girl. So
  9. flypaperairplanes reblogged this from fmylife
  10. deathbeforedigital reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    note to everyone on planet earth: do not fucking call them gauges. to “gauge” something is to determine the size of it,...
  11. vikanda reblogged this from fmylife
  12. mckena reblogged this from faithlessthewonderboy
  13. renk reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    People’s stupidity...regards to body modification never fails to amaze me. Refering to...
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  18. laughingcity reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    really? well they’re called fucking plugs you ignorant fuck. GAUGE refers to diameter of
  19. addiction-starter reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    i dont get it… all this tells...cashier is a great advertiser
  20. willzone reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Why the fuck is this a FML? Because she was heavy? Really?...mean, really? Here’s a...
  21. pulpfaction reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    How do people tel strangers this?!?!
  22. jennermelons reblogged this from fmylife
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  24. asasparrow reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Pet peeves bolded....clit piercing, but more potentially
  25. sleepless-eyes reblogged this from fmylife
  26. cutsonpaperhearts reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    that is sick! haha
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