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~ Thursday, June 25 ~
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Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML


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  4. counterfeitredhead reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Dude. Seriously.
  5. melsd reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAAATTT. Why would you say FML...this? Awesome story I wish I
  6. sadah reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    gross haha. i wonder...parakeets wouldve liked skin too.
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    Somehow, even though...know there are people in this world weirder than I can imagine, I...
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  11. chelseyyyk reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    omg thats reallly disgusting -___-
  12. theelectricfield reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    HAHA, soo gross.
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    does this lady keep? Vultures?
  16. meghansays reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    WHAT. THE. FUCK. that
  17. sumladfrompa reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    What. The. Fuck.
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