Today, I realized that my company’s calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I had sex with my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife’s name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML
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married couple had sex? A MARRIED COUPLE HAD SEX! Oh,...horror… now, shut this fucking...
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