Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML
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You’re stupid. Serious. Other people have come down on you for not knowing...inflammable...
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Loving this FML because apparently he’s still unaware...inflammable are exactly
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