Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me demanding to know how long I’ve been cheating on her. We don’t use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML
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troublicious reblogged this from sarahclare and added:
I mean seriously, I mean unless hes really weird and doesnt like hand chaffing? IDK im so confused now.
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sarahclare reblogged this from fmylife and added:
bulllllllshit. what man...right of mind would you condoms
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No shame, everybody does
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