Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an...

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, “It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind.” I didn’t know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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show this to Kim when she gets back from Georgia. This is soooo Kim as an old lady. >.
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i can think of so many people who are going...that old lady someday. D:
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lmao this will be
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omg!! crazy oldies!!!! XD XD
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