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~ Thursday, July 30 ~
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Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML


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    nearly wet myself...laughed so hard.
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    that’s what you get for trying
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