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Today, my girlfriend named my penis “little baby carrot.” FML


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    And then I snorted.
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    This is hilarous…. can’t wait to use it!
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    THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD. OH MY GOSH. HAH.
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  15. panmeli reblogged this from popcornsushi and added:
    lmao.! that’s no good.