Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I’m not sure if I’m more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn’t wake me. FML
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Supposedly he nudged and poked and pushed...to stop my snoring.
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