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~ Tuesday, May 3 ~
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Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I’d been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML


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    Sounds so like what would happen to
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    Being nervous fucks everything up.
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    Haha, this guy, lol for reaal ?
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    THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN TO ME IN THE FUTURE.